If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing
This is the best post I’ve ever read
Dianna Agron Has Lunch at Gracias Madre on August 31, 2014 in Los Angeles, California,
it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever
Okay so I cannot whistle. I cant do it. But for some reason whenever I say I can’t whistle people always think they can teach me to whistle then and there??? like “oh just do like this!”
SHUT UP SHUT UP
IM 16 YEARS OLD DO YOU THINK IVE NEVER TRIED BEFORE AND YOU ARE GOING TO TEACH ME THIS NOW???BETCH WHET??????
i don’t care i love it » Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black PearlFor too long I’ve been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman’s flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner… you’re in one!
kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are
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apriki:#THE MOST EXPLICIT SEX SCENE EVER RECORDED ON FILM#THEY SHOULD HONESTLY BAN THIS IMO#he looks at her like’s been lost in the desert wandering aimlessly for days and she’s the first water he’s seen#and when he steps closer and looks at her lips but doesn’t say anything like _______ FLATLINE#CODE BLUE#GET A FUCKING MEDIC!!! GET A DOCTOR GET A QUALIFIED PROFESSIONAL I AM DYING#you know this some real shit cause if youre in the rain for like five minutes in jane austen you get all sick#and have to be ‘bedridden’ and ‘fussed over’#so he went out after her in the regency equivalent of like a shootout just to be like#’I LOVE YOU BUT YOUR FAMILY IS POOR AND EMBARASSING’#little fitzwilliam things#’I HAVE A MARBLE STATUE OF MYSELF IN THE FOYER OF MY HOUSE let’s date’
Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY